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Monday, November 01, 2010
Obama's Deconstruction
My question is what happens to Obama's brain when he goes off his teleprompter? The other day on the Daily Show, Jon Stewart famously joked about his "Heckuva job" remark. "You don't really want to use that phrase, dude." Professor Obama then nervously explicated that this had been an intentional pun. In what parallel universe, except Obama's, does his mealy mouthed defense (in imitation of his equally loathed predecessor) of Larry Summers' execrable record as a towel boy for Wall Street have even the faintest resemblance to a pun?
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Unless, of course, Obama were punning on the execrable job with which Summers did in the American people on behalf of Wall Street...But, this would be downright cruel of Obama to make such a pun as if to wink malevolently at his underling's handiwork...This is imaginable as a Freudian slip only that reveals Obama's true self.
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