The Disgusting Malodorous Media

This morning, when I arose to exercise, as is my wont, I turned on the television to view what passes as "the news." Every single "news" channel and then some, had interrupted their "normal programming" to provide us with the nauseating spectacle of the Royal Wedding. The same Royal family which our founders suffered the ultimate sacrifice from which to free ourselves. Here "liberal" and "conservative" networks alike abjectly fawned over and gushed their hardly hidden preference that we might have once again the pageantry of such a royal family here. The same Royal family whose current figurehead's consort openly avows that he so hates humanity that he wishes to be reincarnated as a deadly virus to reduce the population. Like Poe's purloined letter the truth is right under your nose, but you will not see it. If you would but stop larding on the perfume provided by our disgraceful media "stars," the stench of this Royal Rot would make you very, very ill, indeed...