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Friday, May 21, 2010

Exclusive Thingumbob Interview

This just in from Times Online:

Barack Obama upstaged by scurrying rodent

Thingumbob Esq. is pleased to announce an impromptu interview with said rodent on the fly. When asked for his impression of the President, the rodent was heard to mutter, "I think I smell a rat." When questioned for further comment he replied, "I can't stop. This place stinks. I'm outa here."

Update: It now appears that this aforesaid rodent may have been carrying a listening device for Representative Darrell Issa for several investigations he is pushing.

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