Eratosthenes first measured the circumference of the earth from the shadows cast by the sun. Today, humanity's fitness to survive will be measured by our ability to conquer that same thermonuclear fusion that casts those shadows. Thus, Prometheus will truly be unbound.
Friday, May 21, 2010
Exclusive Thingumbob Interview
This just in from Times Online:
Barack Obama upstaged by scurrying rodent
Thingumbob Esq. is pleased to announce an impromptu interview with said rodent on the fly. When asked for his impression of the President, the rodent was heard to mutter, "I think I smell a rat." When questioned for further comment he replied, "I can't stop. This place stinks. I'm outa here."
Update: It now appears that this aforesaid rodent may have been carrying a listening device for Representative Darrell Issa for severalinvestigations he is pushing.